Yknow how so much porn is just so non-spectacular that unless you’re a 16 year old virgin who’s used to jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog it just doesn’t give you the pervo porn buzz you desire, especially nowadays when porn is everywhere and for a movie to zing it’s gotta have that extra something. Funny Boners 3 did not have that extra something and instead of being called Funny Boners it should have been called Fucking Boring.
One of the best things I can say for this movie is that it could have saved everybody’s favorite sitcom, Cheers. I mean, Sam Malone was a total freakin babe hound, and sure, she may have devolved into a protoplasmic life-form but Kirstie Alley was kinda hot in the day and if they’d had a bar like this where we could’ve watched George Wendt cruise in and slam his salami in some slut’s dancing pussy as people called out ‘Norm!’ and Cliff Claven rambling on crazily, kinda like I am now, while he gets his cock sucked (unfortunately I’m not getting mine sucked right now though)…Cheers would’ve lasted a lot longer.
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But this movie was not Cheers, and was not funny, and had very standard sex scenes of the sort that are expected from porn with nothing special to bring to the table, and gets one generous cock-up.
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